Entries tagged as ‘sarcasm’
Finally the new swine flu has reached the Kanto region and the first case of infection came from two Japanese high school girls that just got back from New York.
The thing that kinda struck me with anxiety is the fact that both girls goes to a school in Hajioji using the same train that I use every morning to go to work.
Yikes!
I don’t know about other countries, but the fear in Japan is pretty real, you felt it everyday, especially from the electronic medias.
There are even shops that gave out alcohol-spiked tissues to the customers before they enter the shop, to sterilize their hands.
At work, we were urged to wash our hands and gargle properly upon returning from work.
I know this new swine influenza has the possibility of going pandemic and cause massive chaos if not treated properly, but I think the media is scaring us all too much.
They are over doing it.
The possibility of me getting caught with the influenza is lower than Malaysia getting smart and reliable politicians.
Anyways, please understand that these terrible and horrible disease came from above because all you humans have sinned far too much, so lets pray to the source to stop giving us such trouble.
Categories: My Story
Tagged: japan, recent news, sarcasm, sick
イラっときたから、書くしかないです。
ネットで知り合った、あるマレーシアの女子大生とチャットしたとき、このような会話があった:
「私が最近気になる男の子はすごくハンサムで、本当に格好いい!点数でいえば、85点だね!」
「あ。。。そう?よく人に点数を付けるね。じゃ、彼が85点なら、お前は自分のこと、何点?」
「えっと。。。75点だね!」
うわ!気持ち悪っ!
自分のことがブスだと気づいていないんだ。。。。
俺は大人の態度をとるつもりで、「75点ってお前には高すぎるよ!」とかは言わなかったけど、ただ、「これはおもろい」と思っても仕方がない。
「じゃ、俺は何点?」と、流れに乗って軽く聞いてみた。
「んんっと。。。45点だね!」
4。。。45点?
彼女は冗談のつもりで言っていなかった。マジで俺の外見を評価した。
俺は自分が低い点数で評価されたことにまったく気にしない。
ただし
「私75点!」というブスに「あんた45点だよ」と言われたくない。
なぜなら
もし俺が女装して、化粧したら、
絶対俺の方が可愛い!
正直、それほどブスだから
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しかし、俺ってひどい人間だね。。。
「自分のこと、どんだけいいと思ってるんだ!?」と思われても、かまわない。
でも、俺は常に相手の気持ちを考えながら、傷つかないように接しているつもり。
だから、このように、あいつの分からない言語でこのポストを書いた。
あいつ日本語読めないから、大丈夫だと思う。
俺はただ、
腹の底から、この納得のいかない気持ちを吐き出して
すっきりしたいだけ。
それだけです。
それから、このポストを読んで、俺と共感を感じる人はいるだろう?
あなたは「他人の事を言う前に、自分の事を鏡で見なさい!」と思ったこと、ありますか?
注意:でも、もし彼女がGOOGLE翻訳機能を利用して、このポストを読んだら、まずい!っかもしれない!そうならないように、願いを込めて、今回のポストを終わりにさせて頂きます。
Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: fuck-ups, malaysia, rant, sarcasm, weird, 日本語
news link click here!
news link from utusan, but they don’t say who.
apparently, someone lodged a police report against the de-facto opposition leader for allegedly sodomizing one of his aides – the second time that such an accusation had been made in over 10 years.
a 23-year-old aide to Mr Anwar is said to have filed the complaint.
ridiculous. just ridiculous.
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nak buat fitnah pon tak reti. bodoh. pakai idea lama. sebab tu la propaganda bn tak menjadi. macam sial aje.
but… what if it’s true?
then it would open opportunities and back-doors for me to make more homophobic jokes!
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pic: Japanese traditional soda carbonated drink “Ramune”. More about RAMUNE

Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: food, japan, malaysia, recent news, sarcasm
There has been quite a buzz when a group of muslim students (National Islamic Students Association of Malaysia) came up with an idea that the current school uniform for Malaysian girls, are just too transparent, too sexy.
News link here, and here.
Hmmm… I just don’t see what the fuzz is all about. Religious groups have been trying to connect the way women dresses with rape, from as long as I could remember. Some famous religious figure have also been quoted to say that the women who dresses sexy deserves to be raped. I don’t think defending the rapist would be Islamic … or is it, now?
I don’t want to talk about whether I agree or not.
But I remember this one time, when I was in form 2 (or maybe 3), it was raining, the thunder-storm is coming and I was waiting for the bus when a group of girls from a nearby religious all-girls school come running towards the bus stand. They’re all wet and drippy.
I don’t mean to look but I remember this one scene in a malay movie starring ogy ahmad daud, where she was wet in her school uniform and then she was pretty sexy and all… I don’t remember the scene quite well but I was like… wait a minute… I think I should just stop here and leave the rest to your imagination.
I don’t even know why I’m writing this.
What was is it again? O man, I just lost it. I need some rest.
p/s: the picture above has nothing to do with the post. it’s just some random junk from 2chan. the picture below might be more relevant:

Categories: Uncategorized
Tagged: ecchi, fuck-ups, funny, recent news, sarcasm